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November 10, 2012
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A/N: Only the dirtiest of gamers will get this. *sarcasm sarcasm*

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"Kiku..." ____ murmured out her best friend's name in a soft voice. The two were sitting out on his back porch, contently staring up at the sky. They had just gotten done with a full-out gaming marathon. The last game of choice: Pokemon, the new Black-White sequels. Having played for at least two hours, ___ and her Japanese friend Kiku Honda were relaxing on traditional cushions with steaming green tea to sip. With a sideways glance of his mysterious and stoic brown eyes, the Asian boy responded with a inquiring: "Hai, ___?" 

"... I want... to touch your PokeBalls."

And just like that, poor Kiku choked on his tea. Coughing and sputtering, he looked at ___ in pure shock; "N-nani?!" He asked as he set the cup of tea to the side so he wouldn't drop it. ___ didn't change her expression in the slightest. In fact, she looked so completely serious, she'd put her Swedish friend Berwald to shame.

"Make your Metapod use Harden." She continued, turning her head to look her Japanese friend dead in the eye.


"_-___...?!"


"I want you to spam Pound."


"What are you doing?!"


"Mash the A button."


"Preasu stop...!"


"Use String Shot on my Purrlion—"


"FOR THE ROVE OF POKEMON, ____! STOP."







Poor Kiku never looked at his Pokemon battles the same again.

:iconauro-sya:
So. I got this idea... while talking with ~AzureKit on Facebook the other night....



Don'tcha just LOVE Pokemon sex jokes?
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Hetalia (c) Rightful Owner
Pokemon (c) Nintendo
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~pokemon7777 Apr 21, 2013  New member
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh you disone pokemon now you die!!!!!!!
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Mood: Love ~GirlScoutCookies100 Apr 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I started giggling like a fangirl because I totally got this...~ :iconpokemonplz: + :iconsexyjapanplz: + :iconmeplz: = :iconpervyjapanplz:
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:iconhinatathebloom1:
I do those jokes sometimes at my friends :iconlaughingplz:
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:iconlightthewolf23:
He should of said "For the Rove of Arceus"
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~princessminight Jan 21, 2013  Student Digital Artist
i k i do and ima pokefan
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:iconhetaonigirl98:
Mood: Lmao ~Hetaonigirl98 Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
im gona do this to my best friend one day XP
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=Auro-Sya Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist
Corrupt their Pokemon dreams.... Do it! > 7 >
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~Hetaonigirl98 Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I WILL GO HENCFORTH AND CORRUPT THEIR DREAMS
ps i love the hetalia friends series and the next page you be that plz X)
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:iconstripypervishteen:
This is so funny. You made my day .
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:iconvb-lurvs-gummy-bearz:
I faved this a while ago, but coming back to read it again... BEST DAY EVAR
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